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Totally Serious FAILBOAT t-shirt

Totally Serious FAILBOAT t-shirt

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FAILBOAT T-SHIRT – BUY TWO, YOU’RE GONNA GET ONE WET

Listen, we both know how this goes. One second, you're confidently sailing into the sunset. The next? Boom—you're swimming, your boat's upside down, and some fish is judging you. But don't worry, you’re in good company.

This 100% cotton tee is as reliable as your ability to flip a dinghy. Pre-shrunk so it won’t shrink like your dignity after a capsize. Side-seamed so it holds up better than your boat did. Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for extra durability—because, let’s be honest, you’ll probably need it.

  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain a splash of polyester, like an accidental dunk in the lake)
  • Light as a lifejacket you forgot to wear: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
  • Pre-shrunk fabric – unlike your confidence after tipping over
  • Side-seamed construction – stronger than your ego post-capsize
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping – because at least your shirt will keep it together

Sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the U.S., which is more than we can say for your boat right now.

Buy one for yourself, buy one for your crew, and maybe grab a backup—because we both know you’re going in the drink again.

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